i need inspiration

i want to write something seriously witty and creative, but i know it just won't come. I asked my mate for inspiration and he answered with '???? For what????'. Ehhh, men! -__-

I guess you have to get out there and experience somthing first hand before you can write about it. Maybe I'll have some super-cool dream tonight and can write it down quickly tomorrow.

I'll keep you posted.